Off Topic - one for the girls sambo - Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:03 am Post subject: one for the girls
A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per
hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice " I
know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases
her speed to 45mph.
Thee husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and
slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the
boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles..
"The airbag."
Moral of the Story:
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.
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nemo - Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject:
Hey that's a brilliant one sambo. Great stuff. annestaff - Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject: good one!
justlou - Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: spottydog - Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:15 pm Post subject:
Must remember that one! GerbilPunk - Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:58 pm Post subject:
HAHAHAHA thats genius! too right we are clever bitches! my friends'll love that one!
Talini - Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:20 am Post subject:
lol
I liked that one!!!!!! jabbro - Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:07 am Post subject:
haha....good one Lisa_Ianniello - Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:46 am Post subject:
yeah it was funny.
anyone got anymore jokes to share?
clareabella - Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:27 am Post subject:
i like that. will have to tell my partner when he gets back from work Luci - Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject:
HA HA HA HA HA HA, I'm liking that one, good way to end my friday night at work.......!! thank you
poppydog83 - Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject:
oh thats good,made me chuckle
cmd - Fri May 23, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject:
That's great Kiri - Sun May 25, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject:
HAHAHAHA thats brilliant whallj - Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject:
