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Off Topic - MEN!!!!!
CatSlave - Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:12 pm
Post subject: MEN!!!!!
Sorry guys - this just had to be liberated ....


1. Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like ... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
CatSlave - Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:50 am
Post subject: Re: MEN!!!!!
Skippy wrote:
Sorry guys - this just had to be liberated ....


1. Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the c%&p out of you.
2. Men are like ...... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like ... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
sambo - Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:01 am
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Loving it Skippy and my man fits every single one of them Laughing
pollaton - Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:51 am
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yep mine too...another one i have had to email to all my mates. thanks karen.
pheobe - Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:22 pm
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Very good it sums them up so well, they are a strange breed arent they. Laughing Laughing laughing5 Bad Grin
dobie_lover - Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:33 pm
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lol yep mine to we cant say they are a dying breed can we girls lol
sambo - Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:17 pm
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Lol all the guys will be scared to visit this site Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
momtoscuffy - Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:20 pm
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hi i got my oh to read it and he was speechless for the first time Very Happy which is a first
pheobe - Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:34 am
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Mine stopped me from reading it half way though, oh well they say the true always hurts. laughing5 laughing6 laughing7 laughing8
amethystmyst - Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:05 am
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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