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spottydog Dog Expert

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I heard this one today.....
Man: "why buy the whole cow when you can get milk for free?"
Woman: "WHY BUY THE WHOLE PIG JUST FOR ONE SMALL SAUSAGE??????"
Think about it
This is part 1 - the batttle of the sexes - part 2 - retorts to bosses....when I think of some!  ____________ Pretty Polly Pavey of Polidot - 06/08/1996 - 13/07/2006 - Dalspa Liquid Gold for Polidot 20/10/1999 - 08/05/2007 - Polly and Polo together again |
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nemo TopDog


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Nosey Moderator


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Nice one I know some jokes like that but i'd have to bar myself if i put them on here  |
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Tiff Puppy


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| LOL: THATS FUNNY CANT WAIT TO SEE PART 2 |
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pollaton Cat Expert

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God i'm slow, i had to read it 4 times before i got it....very funny tohugh....i kept miss reading it....(i am suffering with a xmas hangover)(that's my excuse anyway) ____________
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Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:46 am |
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