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Pet Chat: Forums Best put-downs part 1 Pet Chat Forum Index » Off Topic Printable Version    View previous topic :: View next topic Author Message spottydog Dog Expert Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 1106 Age: 51 No.Of Pets: 1 Pet Types: dogs Karma: 7 Thank Location: Republic of Ireland Medals: 1 (View more...) 2273 PetPounds Items Status: Offline Post subject: Best put-downs part 1 I heard this one today..... Man: "why buy the whole cow when you can get milk for free?" Woman: "WHY BUY THE WHOLE PIG JUST FOR ONE SMALL SAUSAGE??????" Think about it This is part 1 - the batttle of the sexes - part 2 - retorts to bosses....when I think of some! ____________ Pretty Polly Pavey of Polidot - 06/08/1996 - 13/07/2006 - Dalspa Liquid Gold for Polidot 20/10/1999 - 08/05/2007 - Polly and Polo together again Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:10 pm nemo TopDog Joined: Sep 16, 2005 Posts: 606 Age: 37 No.Of Pets: 1 Pet Types: dog Karma: 1 Thank Location: Coventry Medals: None 138 PetPounds Items Status: Offline Post subject: ____________ Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:19 pm Nosey Moderator Joined: Aug 12, 2005 Posts: 648 Age: 99 No.Of Pets: 10+ Pet Types: 1 Dog, 24Tropical Fish Karma: 0 Thank Location: Suffolk Medals: None 3 PetPounds Items Status: Offline Post subject: Nice one I know some jokes like that but i'd have to bar myself if i put them on here Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:35 am Tiff Puppy Joined: Dec 22, 2005 Posts: 28 Age: 13 No.Of Pets: 2 Pet Types: Cat and Horse Karma: 0 Thank Location: Alvin Medals: None 8 PetPounds Items Status: Offline Post subject: LOL: THATS FUNNY CANT WAIT TO SEE PART 2 Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:21 am pollaton Cat Expert Joined: May 10, 2005 Posts: 2256 Age: 33 No.Of Pets: 1 Pet Types: saint bernard Karma: 2 Thank Location: belgium Medals: None 157 PetPounds Items Status: Offline Post subject: God i'm slow, i had to read it 4 times before i got it....very funny tohugh....i kept miss reading it....(i am suffering with a xmas hangover)(that's my excuse anyway) ____________ Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:46 am Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First  All times are GMT Pet Chat Forum Index » Off Topic Printable Version   Jump to: Select a forum Pet site information----------------Updates & AnnouncementsWebsite HelpSuggestionsFurbabies News Pet Forums----------------Pet HealthIntroshorse/donkey/goatsBird Chat ForumsHealthPet ChatExotic Pet ForumRodent chatFish ForumsPet StoriesRabbit Chat ForumPet Breeders & BreedingPet RescueOff TopicLost PetsFound PetsDiscountsRainbow BridgeDiet Cat & Dog Forums----------------Dog ForumsCat ForumsAgilityShows  Related topics  Topics   Replies   Author   Views   Last Post  one for the girls 14 sambo 2992 Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:15 pm whallj Music or songs you have heard at/ or intend to be played at 9 Lu-1 1358 Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:32 am Twig one day 5 pollaton 2820 Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:46 pm oracle Don't rush out and buy one! 21 spottydog 5297 Sun May 27, 2007 8:47 am FRE Have any of you ever heard of... 2 catmad 1061 Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:51 am catmad   All times are GMT Ported for PHP-Nuke by nukemods.com Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :: Theme & Graphics by Daz Forums ©

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