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sambo Co-Admin


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Found this on another forum thought it was funny but wanted to get your thoughts on it
Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the breeder that at long last, our number has come up, and... WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!
We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this weekend!!!
They are described as:
One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition! Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he will do well in a new home.
One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys. She is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.
We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest.
I personally would get rid of my kids all day long for some more pets lol they are less trouble and more imporatntly they dont answer back  ____________
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:33 pm |
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biteable Bird Expert

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| definetly agree with you there also pets dont cost as much |
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annestaff TopDog


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LOL Sam thats so funny  |
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pollaton Cat Expert

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great one sam ____________
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catmad TopDog


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LOL poor kiddies!! Are they really that bad? Maybe I should re-think having them!  |
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| Very good i read that a man got arrested or something coz he put his son on ebay!!!! Mite try that one way or the other i'll get some peace if i dont sell her i will be sent to prison LOL |
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shazino Puppy


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| I'm still trying to get rid of mine and he's 29 !!!!! |
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Great post sambo!!
Sometimes i want to sell my lil boy too
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I'm still trying to get rid of mine and he's 29 !!!!!
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aww herbiedog i couldnt still have my boy here at 29 he would
send me insane lol ____________
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lol thats funny  ____________ ~~Love Chr!$t!n£, J£t, $a$ha, B!nky, Blad£, B!zzar£,B!$cu!t, Z!g, Zag, Luna B£ll£ && $wirl~~
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thats hilarious  ____________
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:47 pm |
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Yep seen that before, its good ins't it ____________ Natalie and Co xxx
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:58 pm |
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herbiedog Packleader


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| They get to 29 before you know it !!! |
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:50 pm |
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