one for the girls

sambo

A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per
hour.

The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice " I
know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases
her speed to 45mph.

Thee husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and
slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the
boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles..

"The airbag."

Moral of the Story:
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.
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nemo

Hey that's a brilliant one sambo. Great stuff. Laughing

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annestaff

good one!

justlou

spottydog

Must remember that one! Very Happy

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Pretty Polly Pavey of Polidot - 06/08/1996 - 13/07/2006 - Dalspa Liquid Gold for Polidot 20/10/1999 - 08/05/2007 - Polly and Polo together again